Well, it's not like saying the name would have made it better.

Well, you post here, don't you?

You could say the same thing about Karl Marx, but the A. V. Club comment boards don't explode ever time he's mentioned.

Guys, libertarianism isn't conservative or liberal. It's libertarian.

Probably much sooner than that.

And as soon as he mentioned how he felt about Ayn Rand, the religious right freaked the fuck out. A handful of Republicans might like her, but Objectivism is too weird to ever be a prominent part of American political philosophy in the near future.

The adaptation of the Lawnmower Man is probably the most disparate adaptation of anything ever. The only thing they have in common is that there is a lawnmower man.

Thank you. It's hard to believe anyone can fool themselves into thinking that sort of angry, nihilistic teenage neckbeard drivel has any subtext besides horrible assholes being horrible to each other.

Why does Ayn Rand upset everybody so much? She's a second-rate philosopher with a small following, yet everyone on these boards has to post something about how awful Atlas Shrugged is whenever it gets mentioned. Calm down; there's no need to have an angry circle-jerk.

The A. V. Club will just have to bit it's lip when Tyler Perry's Fountainhead comes out.

Insomnia is one of those novels some people genuinely like, but most dislike. Unlike, say, Rose Madder, which nobody even remembers.

I was at least able to finish Dreamcatcher, which raises above Insomnia in my rankings.

Fuck you, that video is a masterpiece.

Holy shit, Insomnia put me right to sleep. I know that joke as probably been told a million times, but seriously: it is the only King novel I didn't finish. Seriously Steve.

One Piece also has pretty unique character designs, while Bleach is generic-looking as fuck.

And yet I can't find a single shirt with Nic Cage's face on it.

NO

Akira was big deal because it's a really good movie. On the other hand, Bleach sucks ass.

But you have to wear a dopey white uniform and fuck other men. Air Force is the way to go.

Zorro, you were clearly criticizing the armed forces and the movie.