Maybe in the alternate universe, Iran, Turkey and Malaysia were all colonized by and are mostly inhabited by Arabs.

See, that would have been funnier.

Makes sense to me. The dude was an asshole and he loved big government.

Silence your mouth, Lebanese swine, or I will cut of your head!

But in the alternate universe, Arrested Development is unfunny, lowbrow swill, while Two and A Half Men is a brilliant but under-appreciated sitcom with a large cult following.

TMZ is technically a branch of the LAPD.

It's a life experience. Get out of your comfort zone and experience the world man!

"If we're all jerks and become overly critical or cynical….well then
they'll tell their friends, and their friends will tell others that AV
Club is full of anonymous, basement dwelling, masterbating, douche bags
and not worth giving their insight or time."

For some strange reason, I assumed this headline was about Tommy Wiseau when I first saw it.

Go to bed Sean.

It's because they're actually kind of terrible.

I'm an adult!

That's preposterous Leto. If anime isn't your thing, that's fine, but don't try to drag me down with you.

But that's because your testicles are so swollen, they've shut of the flow of urine through your urethra, not because you got a change of heart.

I've never cared for John Goodman and his acting performances.

Schwarzenegger > Stallone.

Just testing something. Please ignore this comment.

Only your Mom.

Seconded. I'm a big fan of anything set in the far North and cool thrillers. Hopefully I can snag a copy one of these days.

Come now. In Yugoslavia, carnival rides killed only slightly more people than Marshal Tito and Enver Hoxha combined.