Gangs of black, white, asian and latino thugs working together despite their racial differences are out. Gangs of guys of indeterminate ethnicity are in.

Crytozoology TV shows are universally bad. You know they won't find the monster, so they end up padding out the show with lots of pseudo-scientific wheel-spinning.

Well, if a film maker really thought I was the best fit for the part, I suppose I could do it. But the legends of the Fouke Monster, Honey Island Swamp Monster, Lizard Man of Lee County, Ozark Howler and Pope Lick Monster would also make really neat Southern found footage horror movies too.

More found-footage horror films about hairy beast-men from the southern United States.

Because you have a nose-picking fetish.

Do you remember the last guy who suffered for his art? That guy was HITLER.

Flagged.

I actually feel like that's probably a pretty natural reaction. The war room is probably kinda shitty.

I heard Reagan was also pretty disappointed when he first visited the Overlook Hotel and there weren't any ghosts.

All is forgiven. For the record, I'm not shitting on the movie by saying my Dad would like it. In really think he would.

I bet my Dad would love this.

Bitch, you can kiss the ring but you can never touch the crown.

More like Dawes and Confused!

You're a real human being
And a real hero…

You guys are making me laugh my ass off.

Shit taste in movies is a turn-off.

Nah, the Golden Temple is funnier because it's much more opulent. It makes the Mormon Tabernacle look like a Jiffy Lube.

That's an interesting observation Craig. I hadn't thought of that.

I would not date a girl who likes Tarantino.

Me and my friend disagreed on whether she kicked the dildo further into his anus or just kicked his junk.