I had the pleasure of watching that when it originally aired and I'm pretty sure it's the funniest thing I've ever seen on network TV.

Is that code?

TOO FAR.

Little Drummer Boy
Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart
Let It Snow

Don't Shoot Me Santa by The Killers.

I love Trans-Siberian Orchestra!

"But an Apocalypse Now spoof on Seinfeld? Was that really necessary?"

That wasn't a joke son. That was a PROMISE.

"The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, well, they're pretty underground."

The next person to make that joke will actually have his liver fed to an eagle for all eternity. I GUARANTEE IT.

This has been the best Grat Job Internet! yet. Or at least until they cover this:http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Basically, if you touch an untouchable, you become an untouchable and you have to trick a non-untouchable into touching you in order to become a non-untouchable again and they become the untouchable. There's a different point system for foreigners outside the caste system, but that's not important. It's really not…

Too close to home for me.

No.

Yeah, during WWII massive assaults on civilian targets (Tokyo, Dresden, Hiroshima) was accepted military doctrine. Far too many innocent Iraqi civilians lost their lives during the Iraq War, but the America military never purposely targeted them in any meaningful way. The vast majority were killed by friendly fire or…

WWII was the last war where attacks on enemy civilians was widespread.

I love it when the new guys try to go head to head with ZMF.

I think there aren't many Eastern front documentaries on for the same reason there aren't many documentaries about the Russian Civil War, Taiping Rebellion, Second Congo War, etc. Namely that since the States weren't involved, they aren't as interesting to us.

And the big twist is that world is a substantially better place.

Just what the world needs, more gritty reboots and sequels to the Wizard of Oz.