WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?

Stop it! It doesn't make sense if you make puns about Weird Al parody's of artists that weren't involved in this case! You're going to ruin my joke!

You're a real human being.

True Story:

Hey, Madonna didn't die here.

Are you Crusher Reborn's wife or daughter or something?

All I know is that I'd hate to have to pay a "Fat" wad like that and go to jail. But Dr. Murray cooked his own goose and I guess now he's got to "Eat It".

Also, best line of the thread?

Thank God they fixed the system so we'll never have to deal with that sort of thing ever again.

But what if you want to watch them in order?

That's an African-American dear. Don't make eye contact. Just keep walking.

What an awful name for a band.

I'm also a big Law & Order fan. Just sayin'.

I just want a firstie for Christmas.

I've started listening to her in the last couple weeks and I haven't heard anything about this "underground legitimacy" business. I think I'll just keep enjoying her music and not worry about how "authentic" it is.

Speaking of trolls…

And then did the spaghetti spill out of your pocket?

HEY MOOSE
I LOVE MY COMFY SWEATER
HOW CUTE ARE THESE BOOTS
HEY MOOSE HEY MOOSE

Chill, it's not like the marriage will fail if you fuck up. Just get up there and roll with it brah.

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