Apparently, this is Australian.

This sounds very interesting, but I'd rather see a documentary about Anders Behring Breivik.

Fucking Pakistan. I sincerely hope one day we get a president that knows how to deal with these duplicitous Muslim governments.

The hits just keep on coming!

Are you trolling? That line is fucking terrible.

"Once you get past all those eardrum-shattering shrieks of adoration, who are Twi-hards harming? "

I have never seen anything. HA!

"Sub-Zero, now just plain zero."

I fondly remember cruising around with my buddies while rocking out to "Walk the Dinosaur" and the theme to Knight Rider.

Well fuck me.

Wazzup my nizzles? This woodpecker's bringing sexy back!

15 Songs About Rock & Roll That Aren't Rock Songs would be a good inventory. I personally have no problem with that type of song; rock & roll is as much a mindset as it is a musical genre.

And The Great Pixar Backlash of '11 rolls forward.

I liked the guy who played the trashman.

Also, the episode where his robot sidekick is voiced by Larry King is one the funniest things I've ever seen on network TV.

Craig Ferguson is easily the best late night talk show host working today.

I like that, The Tommyknockers as a metaphor for drug use.

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I just finished The Tommyknockers. I thought it was pretty decent until the end, where it got very silly. The best part is where the little boy gets teleported to Altair-4 and the imagery of this poor kid wearing a "They Call Me Doctor Love" t-shirt asphyxiating in the hellish atmosphere of some alien planet. Fucking…

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