Well, I got the 3D glasses, so probably Blue Velvet.

Tagalongs!

And what are the new Samoans?

There's a rumor it shall be appearing on Frank Miller's head.

My favorite story about Blue Velvet:

Blue Velvet is probably the most awkward thing I've ever watched with my mother. That or White Hot Analpocalypse 3D.

Why is the focal point of both trailers the Evil Queen?

It was just fun to type.

He's actually making fun of another poster who also had the same avatar and a very similar username.

"Feeling “discombobulated” about the possibility of losing her job as cuts to Chicago’s library system loom, Steeves expressed a desire for “something to offset the despair,” and promised “a delicious, non-vegetarian dinner” to boot."

I would only susceptible to a Skunk Ape whisper. I am neither skunk nor ape. I am merely rank and simian.

COMMUNITY SUCKS!

Don't be ridiculous. Christian, Hindu, Jewish, etc. religious extremism don't come close to posing the threat to international peace that Muslim extremism does.

For a really conservative guy, he sure has a gay hat.

People like Miller use the term "Islamicism" to distinguish the dangerous religious fanatics from the ordinary guys who just want to live their lives, not to make all Muslims sound scary.

OF COCK

Because Clone High.

I look forward to showing your mother my shaggier side and making her behave weirdly.

NOPE

I went to a couple of these when I was a high school drama nerd. For some reason, my school's theater department was full of fairly normal kids, so we were pretty disdainful of most of our fellow thespians.