Because in the fiction medieval world this is set in, people have different standards for female beauty than we do? Just a thought.

Because the Inception soundtrack was really good and lots of filmmakers want to emulate it.

Well, the thing you have to remember about the middle ages is that everyone was very ugly. It's hardly inconceivable that Stewart and Theron are the prettiest women in the kingdom.

I like how he has Bizarro Man action figure on his shelf where Jerry's Superman would have been.

He should be assigned a sitcom more his speed. Whitney, perhaps?

That's my Mom's favorite Seinfeld scene.

I'm just happy the communists lost.

Yeah, pretty much. I have nothing against the guy, but he seems like he should be playing the protagonist in a prime time soap opera.

It's all part of the Babylonian sex magik practiced by the Zionist cabal of international power brokers that controls the world economy.

They were actually just piles of discarded industrial insulation.

God forbid an old writes about sexy women in his book.

Obviously.

So why don't you send it in again?

That seriously may be the best story picture I've seen on the Newswire.

Clockpunk, actually.

What's funny is that Kate was originally going to be the lead character. Yikes!

And making a Jackface while doing so.

What was wrong with the old rape?

That reminds me of a Jack Vance story about a post-apocalyptic tribe that's camped outside a giant stasis repository full of thousands of people and begins using them as a food source.

I usually just make fun of you, but that actually sounds really cool. It would be a better book than movie though.