If your new car's brakes fail, is it the fault of the car company that took advantage of lax safety regulation or the fault of the government for letting the car company build shitty cars? Or is it your fault for deciding to buy a car without making sure you weren't getting a shoddily-built deathtrap?

Cool story nerd.

Made by an angel?

No way I'm opening a png called "OurCP".

My eyes saw "Dr. Luke and Max Martin", but my mind saw "Dr. Martin Luther King".

I know so.

I have a thirst. A thirst for the first.

Marina and the Diamonds is better.

May you get crushed by an obese Jugalette in a mosh pit.

The line between to two is a thin one.

Cool story Maoist.

"We fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them over here!"

I think this book sounds really good and I intend to read it.

That article was a nonsensical hatchet job. The sad thing is, Cain's presidential bid is piss-poor already, so talking shit about his cheapo restaurant chain and claiming the only reason he's gotten far is that Republicans are racist (!?) isn't even necessary. Sloppy, partisan journalism at it's finest.

Smoking Tobacco, a manly, American product, not hippy-dippy goo-gooweeds.

Stallone is one of the most overrated actors of all time. He made two good movies: Rocky and First Blood. Everything else he's ever done has been terrible. Also, he dodged the draft by going to France to teach girl's gym.

Little known fact: Ice Cube converted to Judaism when he was 19.

When it comes to racially provocative music, there's nobody better than Ice Cube, except for maybe Prussian Blue.

Hey, Chicago named a sports team after the Chicago Fire. I'd say it's a legit question.

"Babe, just do what comes naturally."