I'm more of a conservative recluse.

Time for a gritty reboot.

1. Most people can't afford to go to Wall Street and hang around. But there are many that agree with what they are doing. And the Tea Party definitely has 800,000 supporters.

Your curiosity will get the better of you sooner or later.

Shouldn't that be in Portuguese?

Interesting interpretation, but ZMF is clearly a barbarian.

Yeah, but where's the fun in that? You don't even get to make a treasure map!

There's nothing hotter than a streaming red box, if you catch my drift.

Almost as weird as Japan.

The latter. You're the hero the A. V. Club needs in these dark times.

They seem to have a preoccupation with the digestive system and it's components and products.

You can become a luxury sedan liberal.

Occupy Wall Street and the Tea Party weren't formed to fight Netflix. People definitely care more about banking shenanigans, but there's not much that we can do besides exchanging our money for gold and then hiding it.

RED WITH HIS OWN BLOOD.

GODDAMMIT

Why does Brazil produce so much weird porn?

Why not?

You can always become a limousine liberal.

Turns out it's easier to go without streaming The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl than transportation and currency.

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