An excellent point.

I jerk off every time I see Whitney.

Yeah, it's all brown and shit. What gives?

If only Sinclair had included sections on the disgusting shit that goes into subprime mortgages.

I didn't know you knew anything about numerology. My respect for you as a wizard just increased.

And to think I used to respect you.

Seriously though, we need an anime version of Seinfeld.

She still thinks he's the guy that made Magnolia.

Damn nigga, you old.

Because all those things you mentioned are definitely going to be happening in the future.

Nah, just high.

The Big Bang Theory was created by some paranormal force that hates humanity.

Keeping a shitty sitcom on air just long enough to qualify for syndication is such a bizarre concept (see: 'Till Death). Some studio should just get come D-list comedians together and shoot seven seasons worth of sitcom over the course of a month and send it straight into syndication.

Sims is way too critical of Seinfeld, so I look forward to him eviscerating the finale.

Hammertube sounds like the worst snuff porn website on the net.

Hey, I use Bing.

You're a smart dude, Douchebag.

Are you twelve?

In The Dark Knight, Eckhart played a character who got 50% of his face burnt off.

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