Greasers vs Socs

Apology not accepted.

Or maybe you could just stop posting. Same end result.

Because people who are open about their sexual deviancy deserve mockery and scorn.

Well, I clicked it and then a ton of child porn download itself onto my hard drive and then my computer exploded and then the FBI pulled up to my house and now I'm standing here clutching my dad's service revolver in my cold sweaty hands waiting for them to break down the door. THANKS FOR NOTHING DUDES.

His take down of Lucas was terrible. All he did was point out that the prequels were shit and then insult the guy. There was absolutely nothing clever or funny or original about it.

How exactly did you gain said information?

Really? I always assumed furries just kinda humped one another and ejaculated in the suit or something.

Now there's a phrase that you don't hear often.

That really sucks. Crumb is awesome but I can see why he would want to cancel the trip.

I'm so not clicking that link.

His KFC bit is just a pale imitation of Gaffigan's Hot Pockets bit.

Porn, porn, porn, oh shit child porn! Get that thing away from me!

Oh yeah, that Gunma Kisaragi, what a character. His comics sure were wild, huh? Wowza!

It seems a little strange to have an article on Omaha the Cat Dancer and not mention the ugly little phenomenon it helped spawn.

Does anyone think this dude is massively overrated? Everytime I've seen his work, he's either playing the schmuck friend on a sitcom or doing stand-up that panders to hipsters and nerds. He's never actually made me laugh. And yet the A. V. Club constantly praises him. I don't get it.

Hey, I have an idea! Lets talk about Kreayshawn.

If it has Rick Ross in it, it's good.

Then who's Sully?

I agree with you about the short stories being his strength, but I'll defend Under the Dome as one of his better efforts. If you want to read a long King novel with a unforgettably shitty ending, try It.