Or maybe it will be you.

Thanks for defending my honor Bigtits.

Fair Extension was funny, but it wasn't really surprising or terribly original. 1922, on other hand, was a terrifying tour de force. Easily the best novella in the book.

I also usually dislike King's endings and I thought Under the Dome was one of his better ones. I'd have to say it's his best book from the last couple years.

Hey, for some reason I haven't been able to post comments until today. I just wanted to say "What gives? I had a lot of jokes about that woman getting raped by that Asian guy from International Man of Mystery that the good people of the A. V. Club will never get to hear".

The Help.

But Leon: The Professional is a masterpiece while this is clearly a piece of shit.

Look for the new Uwe Boll film.

Not really. If you say "I don't want to sound racist", you're about to make a remark that might sound racist. If you say "No Homo", you're about to make a remark that might sound homoerotic, not homophobic.

La Pipe, you must have some pretty sexually confused Legos.

It's very clever, but not very funny. IMHO, of course.

Bad dog.

Yeah, let's build a multiculturalism learning exhibit there instead.

Lobotomy is surprisingly easy to learn.

Why on Earth would someone pretend to have gone to Cornell?

Oh, I thought that was pretty good.

Sarcasm does not become you Thrace.

I'll sex you up real good Archmage.

Community is clever, but it was never funny. And hipsters like it.

He had tentacle rape, but he was civilized enough to omit those scenes.