I'm a damn dirt ape.
Getting a damn dirty firstie.

The Canadians only entered the war because they are England's bitches.

And failed, because they are a bunch of socialist rednecks.

There is no movie equivalent of the ICP phenomenon.

I thought most of Odd Future's fans were white.

Let's gut the nerd!

To be fair, Gibson almost took that Hangover II job until the Fat, Bearded One fucked that up for him. So, yeah, I'd say he's somewhat self-aware.

To be fair, Gibson almost took that Hangover II job until the Fat, Bearded One fucked that up for him. So, yeah, I'd say he's somewhat self-aware.

But how does that tie into you being Billy Corgan?

The A. V. Club takes itself a lot more seriously than the casual observer might think.

Oh, lighten up. I don't remember people complaining about how Buster Keaton's landmark comedy The General is fucked up and sick because it makes light of the tragedy and suffering of the American Civil War.

Perhaps Rabin was violently assaulted and traumatized by men in monkey masks at a young age and thus cannot find the inherent humor in the situation.

Michael Cera?

On a more serious note, comedies always get shitty reviews. Comdy is the one genre where I mostly follow my gut instead of listening to critics.

Have we already forgotten Zookeeper?

I think The Narrator Returns is the anonymous internet Armond White.

I think he should fire Andy Richter and replace him with George Lopez. Then CNN should fire Wolf Blitzer and replace him with Andy Richter. Wolf Blitzer should then become a guy who collects aluminum cans in a shopping cart.

I wish that sort of thing would happen when I absentmindedly flip on the news.

Hey A. V. Club!
Stop deleting my comment about Red Sonja!

A wise man once said:
"Kids don't want to see a movie about moms and moms don't want to see a movie about Mars."