Like, First, Daddy-O
You may now begin to riot.

But seriously, who doesn't like Creep Lick?

HA!

Yeah, totally. The internet is not a place for sincere emotions.

Sodomized at the X-games.

Evil
So do these guys have "supervillian" equivalents? Are there guys that put on black spandex and pop children's balloons and spit on hobos and such?

*Pulls of Old Man Jenkin's Mask*

I will watch any movie that has Kevin James in a dramatic role.

Heh. "R-tard". Haven't heard that gem in a while.

Actually, my avatar's pretty representative.

I think the A. V. Club just reviews whatever new games are the cheapest.

Well I Liked It
The A. V. Club needs to make up it's mind on whether or not Hot Tub Time Machine is a good movie, a mediocre movie or a bad movie. Didn't it make the "Worst of the Year" list? What was that all about?

I'd like to see the A. V. Club review obscure anime, but I'd prefer to see them put together a better book section.

All comedy should be based on extremely complicated wordplay and obscure references to pre-1800 culture. Anything else is pandering.

300 was not historically accurate? Who fucking knew?

What a classy terrorist.

If he put the boombox on the car, he'd nothing to do with his hands.

Kicked my weekend off with The Green Lantern and I, which marked the culmination of a week of Ryan Reynolds films. I've been wanting to see this ever since I caught a screening of X-Men Origins: Wolverine back in April; I was not disappointed.

I'm surprised they jumped to that obvious plotline this early in the series.

I think we can all blame District 9 for the grimy alien tech aesthetic.