I think Mr. Gosnell knew full well what he was getting into.

I've always wanted to do something like that.

Maybe the A. V. Club should open a branch in Sydney or Perth or whatever or cover a show on the Australian Broadcasting Network or whatever.

No incest!
Where's Firefly?
Firsties

How about an extensive guide to gimmick posters and memes? I could use that.

Oh yeah, like that was so much more pointless than the average A. V. Club comment.

A victory for Upfish!
But a staggering loss of control for Hardcastle.

Said the guy with Sephiroth avatar.

All my friends…
…are going absolutely nuts about this movie.

Sawah Paiwin
"These inserts get wilder and more dreamlike as the film goes along—lions hunting down and eating a zebra, a man with his head in a hedge, two businessmen smiling at each other while hiding weapons behind their backs, a knight getting shot with an arrow—until viewers are left to wonder if it's all…

I hope Cap rapes Hitler in a graphic nine minute sequence.

Harsh bro.

The dance those girls were doing is not meant to arouse adult males. However, it is a very close imitation of dances explicitly intended to arouse adult male. I'm not entirely sure what the implication is supposed to be though.

What are you talking about? Commando is a legitimately good film.

"Don't push my buttons and we won't have any altercations!"
I'm doing to work that into my everyday conversation.

Shouldn't it be "Diabla", not "Diablo"?

Because "schlocktastic" is the worst made-up word I've ever heard.

I used to think accusations of you being the worst commentator on the A. V. Club were hyperbolic trolling, but now I see that they are true.

Looks like this guy just had…

Well, as long as he threw away a Christmas ornament for every couple bucks he stole, everything worked out.