I Freudian slip a lot.

Yeah, well, come at me bro. Come at with all you got sucka. I'm pretty I can take it.

Let me put it this way: I have never laughed at anything Pratchett has ever done. Seeing as he's something of a humor writer, that's a pretty big flaw. I tried him, I didn't like him, I don't understand why other people do, and probably never will.

1. I've never heard that rumor.

Good Omens
Massively overrated. Gaiman is still cool, but Pratchett sucks.

The important thing to remember is that COMMUNITY SUCKS.

If it is, it's like no gimmick poster I've seen before. A new breed of gimmick poster… the next stage of gimmick evolution.

I don't know what this is, but I like it.

But wait!
Is it printed on actual pulp? If it's not, I won't read it.

I admire anyone who can get away with murder. Killing someone and getting off the hook is a pretty impressive accomplishment.

Needs more Nu Metal, Party Rock and Tween Wave.

Whatever, all the Symbionic Titan anyone needs is on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/watc…

But will this film be wacky and irreverent? I must know!

I'd watch a Wacky Races movie. But what I really want is a Scorsese-produced Wacky Races HBO miniseries. Starring Nicholas Cage.

"Love the Way You Lie" is really symptomatic of the problems with Eminem's modern rap. Dour, grim, joyless lyrics and delivery. Collaboration with a marketable pop star. Terrible puns. Window pain? Oh lawdy.

Aww.

Wait.
What's this show about again?

I think they should do a reboot of the Dune franchise starring Craig Ferguson as every major character.

That's a very funny story. Was the rest of the movie as good?

It's true that artists are often dicks, but Spike Lee takes it to a whole new level.