Spike broke the number one rule of Hollywood: don't talk shit about Driving Miss Daisy.

Hahah idiotking, jokes on you! I'm actually unemployed!

Although obviously the fucknut mods don't agree.

This looks like an unusual role for Peter Stromare
The trailer looks interesting. I hope I get to see this at some point.

More Information Than You Require
During my Junior and Senior years of high school, that book was my goddamn bible.

Thanks. I only wish I had gotten here earlier.

John Hodgeman's monologue about aliens and love was very beautiful. I was there more stuff like that out there.

He likes big knockers.

COMMUNITY SUCKS

My expectations… shattered.

Take a seat.

Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children
That has to be the most twee book title of all time.

First of all, this is an internet comment board. My douchebaggery is not in motion, it's completely still.

Nic Cage Performances
His performances in Drive Angry and The Sorcerers Apprentice were pretty muted too. He hasn't been good (or even crazy) in anything since BL:PoCNO. I hate to say, but I think the modern Nic Cage is just phoning it in these days.

Nabin basically nailed this phenomenon in his review of Priest.

Kevin James is a wealthy man. He's also kind of handsome under all the fat.

Oooooooh! NoahRodgers thinks my taste in celebrities is questionable! I am slain by his razor-sharp tongue!

Well, it's the principle of the thing.

Whoa.
I gotta see this.

Toddlers In Tiaras Is More Tolerable Than Tom Cruise?
Amelie, please quit while you're behind. The Tolerability Index is easily the worst feature of the A. V. Club and that's really saying something.