The problem with this website is that everyone gets bent out of shape when a non-gimmick poster doesn't express the same pseudo-intellectual hipster opinions as 90% of the other assholes on this site. Seriously, almost every commentator who has a recognizable style and different views than everyone else gets…

Four paragraphs = long article? Come on.

Glenn Beck is the Paul Blart: Mall Cop of gimmick posters.

And die you will.

Blow
I'd appreciate it if you stop slanderbeaking my name, Kad Donnerstein,

All these double posts are making me thirsty for a firstie, oh yeah!

Baby Wants to Fuck, that's one of the funniest things I've ever read on these boards. Nicely done.

I saw a man in a dog costume sitting on a throne made of swords in my basement. We fucked all night.

My only exposure to Australian comedy is from Mr. Accident.

Idi Amin, you are funny guy.

Why buy Pottermore…
… when you buy my new novel: Harry Potter and Jewish Conspiracy. It takes place in an alternate universe where the Nazi's won WWII and everything has an accordingly facistic bend. Volemort is a kabbalist, Harry has two lighting bolts on his forehead, Hermione's parents are Communists, etc.

Stephanie Myers gets a lot of hate around here, but at least she had the decency to keep writing after Twilight got wrapped up.

They don't allow blacks in Slytherin.

Soon the only way to be fugitive will be to go off the grid and live in the woods of Idaho or Tennessee or some other rural state.

I'd like to see some reviews of movies that got critical acclaim and awards when they came out but are barely remembered toady.

The conservatives are pretty conservative too. Surprising, the conservationists are not that conservative.

People should stop shitting on HipsterDBag. He's one of the ten or so commentators with a distinct personality.

Pacific Rimjob

The Tolerability Index is intolerable… just sayin'.

At least he's doing better than that poor bastard Forte.