My favorite dinosaur is the Carcharodontosaurus. It's pretty obscure; you've probably never heard of it.

@Captain Cool:

Muldoon survives in the book and so does Malcolm. The book isn't anything more than a genre piece, but it's a very good genre piece.

He learned how to hench for himself.

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is a really good fucking song though.

Gulf Coast fo life. We have a feud with the rappers on the North Bank of Alaska.

Tupac's stuff was really cool.

No, it just makes you an imperialist.

The A. V. Club has an enormous hatred for Thomas Kincade. I personally don't get it; it's not like the A. V. Club reviews paintings. It's like the staff of a tattoo magazine constantly ripping on Vladamir Putin. Sure, the guy's a douche, but what's the connection?

I thought they already made this movie.
And it was called "Evan Almighty".

Now that would make a fucking awesome movie.

I'd watch that.

No.

I have a bad case of Risk fever. Time to roll some goddamn dice and take over the world. Also, I came up with a bitching strategy that I can't wait to test out.

I've never The Boats of Glen Carrig, but I've read The House on the Borderland. It was good except for the long sequences where the protagonist floats through evolving stars and shit.

I like the poster at the end.

Night of the

My opinion of Tracy Jordan was basically formed when he made an SNL appearance and went on a rant about how white people were afraid of Obama because he's black. There weren't any jokes or anything; it was just him yelling. Of course it didn't matter then because he was preaching to the choir, but it rubbed me the…

I wish they'd come out with a complete Clark Ashton Smith anthology. Oh well.

I always reread a fantasy series when a new book comes out. Fortunately, I never got sucked into The Wheel of Time. Honestly, I don't even read many fantasy series' anyway.