If you're not excited for China, IL, you should be. Brad Neely is the great comedy genius of our time.

"…jealous harping on God's personal R&B archangel…"
I've read this a dozen times and I still have no idea what it means. Is that a quote from the show?

Turns out, Melancholia is Unicron.

Seriously, though.
LAST.

So you can go fuck yourself.

It's gold Jerry!

I'm starting to think you Nazis really suck.

It's gold Jerry!

The thing I don't like about this gimmick is that it lacks any subtlety. Everyone knows Newt Gringrich is fucking hypocrite. This gimmick is just stating the obvious.

Your hatred is delicious to me.

This is a terrible gimmick.

I think they should just put pictures of the morbidly obese on fatty food packages. That seems like the most reasonable compromise.

Oh, typical racist trolling nonsense.

Flawless victory.

I'm assuming the coment above me will get deleted, so, ah…
…FIRST, BITCHES.

What's better: Seinfeld or the Beatles?

This is Deep Red One.
Standing by.

Or maybe not.

I dedicate this firstie…
…to the racist unregistered commentators of the A. V. Club.

ShaunB182's comment is probably the gayest thing I've ever read.