Gerbil?

Alright Mr. Dick
Try to convince me you're not partially responsible for the death of Phil Hartman. Just try.

That's a eery name for a pizzeria.

May Plinkett pay you a visit in the dead of the night.

Thank you Karla. If he expects one academic lecture to make him look right, he's even stupider than I thought.

Hell yeah motherfucker.

I'm much more interested in insulting people I disagree with than solving anything.

Take your "alternative news" subversion elsewhere.

Fuck you JoshR. I never said every MLP fan was a troll from 4chan. What I'm saying is that this entire phenomenon evolved from some guys who thought it would be funny to relentlessly post pony paraphernalia to annoy other /b/tards. Most of it's adult fans are idiots who saw these trolls and decided to latch on to the…

I sincerely hope he spills hydrochloric acid all over his member.

Holy guacamole, Fluttershy is being passive aggressive.

Arsenio is right for once. This MLP bullshit needs to stop. A handful of /b/tards should not have this level of influence over popular entertainment.

Let me put it this way. I would save a picture of her naked, but I would not save a picture of her clothed.

I think the Ellie Kemper fascination comes from her semi-infamous blowjob sketch.

Actually, it's a lot funnier with the typo.

Honestly
I will avoid seeing Bridesmaids because one of the women in it is hideous and because women who aren't Joan Rivers aren't funny.

I try not to buy from racists, but they have the live bait market cornered.

Well…
See you at the firstie Richter.

No, he sucks and this will suck too.

I Recall…
…once seeing a My Name Is Earl/Family Feud crossover. This list is incomplete. In conclusion, fuck you A. V. Club.