But you're not a white guy. You're an owl.

This joke makes more sense now that I've seen the other two trailers.

Yeah, that's kinda fucked up. It's also kinda hilarious though.

In Whitey's Defense
Soul food is monstrous and appalling on the way out.

Call me crazy…
…but this actually looks pretty good. I think I'll try to see it with my buds.

That "Death of Garfield" strip still gives me the willies. Davis should have stopped right there.

Well, that's clearly insane. But if some reasonable rules were put in place, I think it's a workable idea.

May I offer a second opinion?

I think schools should be required to sell ad space.
I mean, we're always hearing about how the schools need more money, meanwhile they're sitting on a goldmine of valuable ad space. What's the harm in putting up a bunch of soft drink posters in the hallways?

Chomsky isn't a communist. But I think it's reasonable to lump people who belong to obscure, insignificant political movements in with people who belong to big, well-known ones. Name recognition is important. Otherwise, how are normal people going to know Chomsky is a deluded subversive?

I'd kind of like to just cut it off.

There's hip. There's unhip. Then there's people who combine turtlenecks and sweater vests. He looks like a Mormon housewife in rural Idaho.

Turtleneck and Sweatervest
Not a good combo dude.

I'm sorry, the correct answer is "Eat It". The music is also pretty hilarious too.

I think you're just threatened by the fact that Lady Gaga is a successful woman.

Thanks Raymond.

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Yee Yee is not one of these men. He lives on the edge and doesn't give a fuck what society thinks.

If there's one marketing term I never want to hear again, it's "irreverent".

Ha! I'm 20 and I've never seen it.

I'd like to smother you in a layer of my ranch dressing.