Well NOW they tell me.

'One' Piece? I think it's about time for you to eat the CancerAIDs fruit.

I thought the line went "What do you mean "we" white man?"

Fun fact: I made that firstie before I read the article. I know my reality show cliches.

I didn't come here to make friends.
I came here to make firsties!

Let me put it this way: I don't believe there's any imperative to do the "right" thing other than peoples' instincts to be empathetic and/or sociopathic and peoples' fear of punishment if they do the wrong thing. So if laws disappeared, I could very well see myself indulging in my more antisocial and destructive…

Yeah, that was weird.

@hollyhox: If I start now, I'll get in trouble, you silly goose. The whole point is that without a stable society to punish you for your antisocial and violent behavior, you can do whatever you want. After all, what else determines what's right and wrong besides religion and the state, both of which will presumably be…

I Googled "Holnist", only to find it's a Postman reference? I'm disappointed; I was hoping for something more interesting.

Fluttershy's gimmick, on the other hand, blows dick.

Oh, and whatever happens, I'm going to be doing a lot of killing and raping when there's nobody around to enforce the law.

Apocalypse Now!
I would argue boning up on medieval and ancient literature would give you more of an edge than some soft-fingered suburbanite's idea of the end of the world. If that fails, I'd probably use The Stand, at least in the immediate Post-Apocalypse.

Stan Lee's gimmick is pretty funny.

It's a well known fact Passions was canceled six years ago.

Y'all can go get fucked.

Georgy is easily the best gimmick poster on this stupid website.

You've got it backwards. Trust me on this.

Barry Lyndon rules. Just because you're an ADD-addled idiot who doesn't appreciate period pieces doesn't mean it's boring.

Sandman
The man with the sand
He goes to distant lands
He never wears pants
So his dick gets tanned

I have a friend who was chronic worried face. People are always asking him what's wrong.