Sum Guy wasn't defending Beck, he was criticizing the A. V. Club for ripping on Beck. There;s a subtle difference between the two.

This episode is significant because it implies Law & Order: Los Angeles and Lone Gunmen exist in the same universe.

This thread turned into a "X turned into a hardcore porn Y so gradually I barely noticed" thread so gradually I barely noticed.

The girl in your avatar looks kinda chubby when it's in thumbnail size.

You have incurred the wrath of the entire pantheon, fool.

You still are, friendo.

Yeah, that stuff doesn't do much for me. Vengeance, passion, madness, honor and infinity are more my cup of tea.

Peter Pan is an anthropomorphic pan.
Captain Hook is an anthropomorphic hook.
Wendy is an anthropomorphic Junior Bacon Cheeseburger.
The Lost Boys are anthropomorphic DVD cases of the film "Lost Boys", starring Corey Haim.
The movie's called Sucker Punch II.
Charles Widmore wants to get back to the island.

@Genji: I feel ya bro.

Fer shur. I'll bet those Wimpy Kid books are much bleaker than 98% of Barnes & Noble's paranormal romance section.

I got a couple of these books for my younger brother and was a little shocked at how dark they are. The eponymous wimpy kid is essentially a young George Costanza: incredibly self-centered, weak and perpetually unlucky.

No, bondfool, YOU'RE my fag.

Overrated
I read Breakfast of Champions when I was young and it really didn't do much for me. The plot was silly and didn't seem to go anywhere, the characters were a bit shallow, etc. I'm not saying it was awful or anything; some parts were very good; the scene where Campbell tries to recruit POWs for the American…

In Russia: Comrade Jesusov
In France: Le Jesus
In Spain: El Jesuso
In the Roman Empire: Jesusus

Friday = Snow Crash
Seriously.

Better chop 'em off.

Don't be such a bunch of hipsters.

Back To Future = Eternal pass for Zemeckis.

The Motherfucking Shore Patrol gets points for making a cryptozoology reference.

Divine Retribution
Japan is being punished by God for making all those gross cartoons and comics. Prove me wrong, fuckers.