I just don't care anymore.

Mine was probably something by Petula Clark or Juice Newton.

Another day…
…another firstie.

@ Boxer:

You've clearly thought this through.

Where have the raunchy teen comedies of yesteryear gone? I demand boobs and butts! Booze and blow!

I don't know about linking to another review, but I do know it's is poor form to double post.

What about Dead Zeppelin? Or Muderigible?

I should check this one out.
I want to read more books about race relations and Poe-esque weirdness is just icing on the cake.

If I'm not real…
…how do you explain this firstie?

You're deluded if you don't think people hate Nazis more than radical Islamists.

Do you really think personal computers will never be powerful enough to hold hundreds of movies?

I agree. The internet hasn't destroyed The List; it's only made the contents more obscure.

I normally don't like Amelie, but that's a pretty good description of Sucker Punch.

Four Lions is a bunch of bullshit for hipster leftists who want to feel edgy. If Morris had real balls, he would have made a movie about Neo-Nazi terrorists.

One…
…is the loneliest number…

Not really though.

I was going to go for R. E. M., but someone already firsted it, so I went for Avril Lavigne. Also, fuck you.

Double firstie fuckers, ugh, yeah.

Three for three! Not too shabby, eh?