What the hell.
Let's go for one more firstie tonight.

I'm Thirsty
For firstie.

X-Men: First Class
I think it's first X-Men movie that actually looks like it might be good.

I always confuse Nine Inch Nails…
…with Finger Eleven.

And now it's quenched.

I have a thirst…
…a thirst for the first.

Mine's "Skunk Ape Jr.".

Well, now I don't feel so bad about keeping her chained to a thick, mossy root in my cellar.

The terrorists being German is kind of funny. What is this, the late 70s?

YEAH RIGHT.

"Get these mother fucking italics off my mo- Oh forget it.

Everything else was okay though.

Don't worry Natalie. Everything's going to be alright.

The Morale Is:
It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

I liked Robocop when he was still called the "Automaton Constable".

Fucking Oscar Bait!
How does it work?

Japanese animation is usually strangely devoid of race. I wonder if there are any resident anime fans who can explain that sort of thing.

Did Kanye really rhyme "mustache" with "mustache"?

Yes, you're too young. The first time I saw it, I was like "WTF?!". I appreciated it much more the second time I watched it.

2 Big, 2 Mommas