Nah, it sucks.

Biastioc, is that you?

Keenan Thompson is the color beige and he sounds like a dying frog! Hurp durp!

The Fat Jack picture gives Yee Yee a lifetime pass. Also, I think a Sqeezer is a kind of smoothie made from fruit soda.

How About…
…a Zodiac Motherfucker statue?

Upbraiding someone's successful firstie after your own firstie fails is the absolute worst behavior one can exhibit on the A. V. Club.

Rare Imports bitches.

But first, he'll have to bypass Claudius' force field.

He hath eaten me out of franchise and Walmart, he hath put all my McFlurries into that fat belly of his: but I will have some of it out again, or I will ride thee a-nights like Birdie the Early Bird.

A+ post.

What, are you hear to make Judge Apatow look good or something?

Fuckin' brutal man. Jesus.

Glenn Beck is very low-hanging joke fruit.

Theater critics are the worst people in the world.

Cool story bro.

Meh
The original Sasquatch festival is much cooler.

The Space Pope's summary of the Gerbil's career trajectory is one of the funniest things I've read on the A. V. Club.

All I'll say is that my troll name is more clever than 90% of all the other names on the A. V. Club, if I do say so myself.

I think "Whisperer In The Darkness" looks much more interesting, mostly because doing good special effects for a story like "Call of Cthulhu" is pretty nearly impossible on even a high budget. "Whispered" is nice and low key though, which I think lends itself better to an independent production.

@Binky: