As excited as I am to see a faithful and expensive Lovecraft flick on the way, I'm a little bummed they chose MoM. I always thought it was one of HPL's weaker efforts.

Is Hitler a celeb?

Duck, You Brainsucker!
The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Mork
3.14 Amigos
Cowboys and Aliens

It is not my intention to be fulsome, but I confess that I covet The Rock's skull.

What…
…no Death Metal Robot Unicorn Attack?

And thus begins Jenna McCurdy week.

Mr. McGimmick does have his moments.

Actually, all of the world's problems can be traced back to the creepy, racist homunculus known as Woodrow Wilson.

Freeze in hell Batman!

He looks like he was in the armed forces. His neck is so thick and militaristic…

HaHa!
Suck it Franzen!

Apt Pupil is the shit.

Oh yeah. That's the ticket.

Viral marketing is pretty gangster.

…

Fuh-fuh-fuck.

Fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh
-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh first!

Yeah, the bracelet is kind of the weak link.

Even if his name is "The Unit"?

For An Obvious Gimmicky Cash-In…
…it sure looks like they put a lot of effort into this.