Let's be honest: everyone has weird fascination with the Nazis.

Did they speak in amusing Chinglish?

It's basically the same, but with me.

A Serbian Film
I will never leave America.

Timothy McVeigh was a terrorist because of his extreme political views, not his religion. The 9/11 hijackers were terrorists because they were Muslims. That's the difference.

No, all of New Jersey sucks. Get rid of guidos and it's still the worst non-southern state.

Toy Story?

R. Scott Bakker
So are you guys going to review Disciple of the Dog? Failure to do so will result in me losing all faith in the book review portion of this site.

Idea!
The A.V. Club should do a series on failed novels and TV shows too.

Whatever happened to ZMF? The real one, I mean.

South Africa
Between this, the World Cup and District 9, I think we'll see a lot of stuff from S. Africa in the next decade. Good on them!

Dept. Head Rawlings

I think the best use of this book would be to gift it to older women who don't realize it's supposed to be ironic.

Alright, This Is Cool…
…but what other regular Onion columnists deserve their own book?

If you think about it, isn't TROLL ALERT the biggest troll of all?

No. However, you may have The Silver Sluts.

I'll be the first to admit it: I'd watch that. But only if Biastioc produces.

Angus T. Jones
With a name like that, he really ought to be an oil or cattle baron from Texas.

LOLbelisk!

Or for that matter, why not Fred?