How about that chick from the Fred movie?

Well, I have one of those covered.

It will sync up with 3OH!3.

That's what they said about Seinfeld.

Wizard People, Dear Reader
I've read that one of Brad Neely's biggest influences in Joseph Campbell.

I'd say post-stroke Wilson was the most ungainly.

Funny Story
So I was watching Shooter on Channel 2, then I get up and go to the computer and start sufing the A.V. Club and read this article and I see Michael Pena's name and I'm curious what he looks like so I google him and I realized I was just watching him on Shooter half an hour ago.

Only one person whould dare give me the rasberry.
Lonestar!

How lame. Tierra del Fuego to the North Slope is the way to go.

FUCK!

Human Centipede: First Sequence
I wonder if it was harder to cast the original or the sequel?

Human Centipede: First Sequence
I bet that was tough movie to cast.

There were some popular gays at my high school, but that's because they were all drug dealers.

May Hit-Girl shoot you in the junk.

When Colbert decided to stop voicing Dr. Impossible, I realized that he's a hack and imbecile.

That's actually why she's in the mental hospital in the first place.

Hey hey!

Noooooooooooo incest!

I'd rather read an interview with Violent J.

Napoleon Dynamite is awesome. Just because you have a condescending attitude toward the characters doesn't mean everyone else does.