Escape from New York.

Sorry.
I tried reading this, but I just got bored and ended up reading a Jack Vance anthology instead. Maybe next time dudes.

I fear I've contracted a case of the deadly "Firstie Fever". The only way to survive it's madness is to let the dread disease run it's course.

I have two brothers
but i am the first born

Even The Mighty Boosh did one.

How the hell did some of you people come under the impression that ICP is in any way associated with Christianity?

Breaking into the firstie business is difficult. It's much easier to have a template than to come up with something clever in the twenty-five seconds you have after the article goes up.

I Have A Thirst
A thirst for the first.

George kills Lenny.

Haven't you ever heard of Christams With The Kranks?

However, magical black men can save white teabaggers from accusations of racism. And by magical, I mean conservative.

Or is that Sgt. Pepoohstanal?

LOL! That gets the Skunk Ape seal of approval! BLAM!

May Molly smother you with her great flabby buttocks.

teadoust would ranting at everyone for talking about how hot Zoey and Katy are.

Yes, how dare he try to profit off of his hugely popular song! As far as I'm concerned, he's lost all his artistic credibility.

It's like a bad vaudeville comedy act.

I am Junior.

My Spidey-sense is tingling, cunt!

One of the best parts of the Venture Bros. is the weirdo villains that are always getting one-off mentions.