Mesbian

Was it "Forget You"? That's the variation I heard in the car today.

Why do you get a firstie, but all mine get deleted?! WHYYYYYYYYYY?!

The Savage Detectives
Where's that Roberto Bolano gimmick poster?

Aren't there any other pretentious Nicole Krauss quotes this poster can use?

The detective is a homeless man who uses his unique set of homeless skills, such as dumpster-diving, schizophrenia and knowledge of the city's seedy underbelly, to solve crimes. He stores his case files in a shopping cart.

So just to be clear, you masturbated while thinking about a grilled cheese sandwich right now.

Robert Zemekis
The guy hasn't made a good movie in the last ten years.

And by "best", you mean "worst", right?

Dammit, both my attempted firsties got eaten by the internet.

Binky's 100% right, but in my defense, I'm w0rking my way up to the big leagues.

You're missing Requiem For A Dream you sick fuck.

I always understood that the reason Bateman is never working is because his dad owns the company, so he got a high-paying position with no responsibility attached.

Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!

I Have A Thirst
A thirst for the first.

Ah, sweet failure.

I Have A Thirst
A thirst for the first.

And now you have CancerAids as well.

The spice must flow!

I Have A Thirst
A thirst for the first.