Is O'Neal Drunk?
That second-to-last sentence was borderline incoherent.

Like an ice cream sandwich!

Or at least a more attractive one.

I laughed at that too.

Why hate? Elaine is really fucking hot.

Skunk Rape.

Seriously, was Amelie ever funny? I don't recall ever laughing at her material even once.

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I'm available.

Chaos reigns!

I thought is a kind of tology.

Liv Tyler's mom.

And your organization is just a bunch of raccoons in a trashcan.

I think it sounds more like a fake movie in a Nickelodeon preteen sitcom.

You, sir, are a tool.

I expect a bunch of randy motherfuckers will show up just to see Natalie get sexy, only to be traumatized by the psychological horror.

It still amazes me that Marlon Wayans filmed Dungeons & Dragons and Requiem For A Dream at the same time.

I am going to be watching the ever loving shit out of this. Seriously, Aronofsky's the man.

I totally saw that coming, but I laughed anyway.

"Fountains of Wayne" is a really good name for a band.