I think I enjoyed O'Neal's writeup more. MYOF is still great though.

Eh, the best comments of your life as an A.V. Clubber are over.

I think her point is that if the guy wasn't breaking the law by being in the country, it wouldn't have happened in the first place.

Actually, I think we're on the same side. I pity Tila, but I find Juggalos actively offensive. So yeah, if we were to be picking sides, I'm with Tila.

Everyoe from Die Antwoord is scary. I wonder how they'd do at the Gathering of the Juggalos?

Faygo customers are also easier targets for fraud? I sure didn't see that coming.

Well, she's also a doofus. It's all part of the walking greek tragedy that is Tila Tequila.

Fine, replace "fight" with "horrific beatdown".

Pity vs. Schadenfreude
As try I as I might, I can't help but feel bad for Tila Tequila. She is the most wretched, pathetic specimen of modern pop culture and I just feel bad for her. She's like a character from a particularly sordid Bret Easton Elis novel.

Pre-Oil Wars: Supervan

There needs to be a huge battle royale between all these sweet 80s battle vehicles.

Also: the A-Team van.

Holy shit, Mad Max and The Road has nothing on that.

Concerning the Taiwanese News Animation
Those sound effects are awesome, especially the music.

If I had a time machine but could only use it once, I would use it to go back and find a way to make that fight happen.

That would have been fucking awesome.

I came.

Glen Beck's audience has far better hygiene.

Huh. The more you know…

Floam?