I think you're forgetting something…
DISCO THE WORLD'S BIGGEST DISCO

The entire Johnny Johnson arc is really worth it. That and Flowers for Matthew are the combined 4 episodes where you can just about almost forget Hartman is gone, even though you really never do.

Tubelcain?

This should've been the review in its entirety.

When Johnny comes marching home again
He's gay! He's gay!

That is effed up.

Fun side note: my local River last week was running backward, possibly dam related.

I mean… Glad you did. But I've only known two people to loudly and repeatedly hate on their hometown without a twinge ofguilt - one from St Louis, other from Indiana.

Gary and St Luis : duh
Baltimore: working for John Waters
Detroit: hipsters priced out of NYC have to go somewhere, eh?
Chicago: too expensive to pull a hipster Detroit move; Better than some cities whose comparison should make you worry.

Mine sucks too, but in a uniquely different way I can be inexplicably proud of.

Mine was cured on a July visit where the shade + wind from buildings + weather necessitated a hoodie. In *July*. Ugh.

To be (begrudgingly) fair, Wisconsin has more alcohol suppliers to local population. I couldn't care less as a Michigander other than Chicago… Ian's?, including our President, stop pretending Goose Island is fantastic. It's fine. Boringly so. Like they designed their beer to specifically appeal to upper middle…

New Oldsmobiles are in early this year.

Picking many a bean.

I hung it on me wall!

(Clucks tongue)
(Strokes beard)

Gonna use oil based paint cause the wood is pine.

Well, I didn't see that coming.
In the back of the Volkswagen.

…I love flowers I’d love to have the whole place swimming in roses God of heaven there’s nothing like nature the wild mountains then the sea and the waves rushing then the beautiful country with fields of oats and wheat and all kinds of things and all the fine cattle going about that would do your heart good to see…

Street side edge.
By the hydrant, as it were.