Damn straight!

Well… Fry was gonna lose his life savings *plus* the chip for free admission to the tournament.

HEAR HEAR

Christie and Bruce is almost painful, and I say that as someone who

Gingrich did this as well, and Colbert had the lead singer sing sections of Gingrich's book to the tune to retaliate. Which was fucking amazing enough that I still know a few lines and sub them in when I hear the tune.

I had stats drilled into my head at a math/science magnet program, and it's still so incredibly useful. Although we all hated it at the time.

Earl Warren wasn't a stripper…

You set it on "whore"!

I thought it was because they thought of themselves as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

20 years…

Oh fuck all y'all, am I gonna have to keep a knife on my person now?
(SO works nights so I'm alone more often than not. Like now. And why did the neighbors' security light just go on fuuuuk

I thought he had retained more of his identity as a sane-r Republican and he would be smart enough to know the base wouldn't really leave no matter what the threats. I mean, you've got the idiots on your side, go for the middle. Didn't support Crist (see: mention of working *for the Dems*), and was genuinely worried…

I'm still kind of mad at Sufjan for giving Illinois a Polish in name of holiday only song and not Michigan. Never Polish Sausage (except at fairs and parks), never cabbage roll, etc.

…yeah, but Chicago can keep it if it (it being bastardized offspring of kielbasa and hot dog) makes them happy.

Detroit style, biatch.

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Deck chairs on the Titanic. My God, how awesome.

Ugh. Dumbass. I was working for a state campaign at the time and really thought he'd go for Crist. Then Palin came along and the (women) candidate and campaign manager were, for a few days, actually worried he'd grab the Hillary voters. I knew he'd lose after about five seconds of Googling her. Damn fucking shame…

Upper middle class white guy
30 something kinda former hipster
Midwestern tourist

BASHAR! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!!!
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