Seriously. Now as long as Comcast doesn't fuck with me…

Drop Hocus Pocus like my man Kurt Vonnegut!
… Good choice.

Titular Shipwrecked Talk Show 4 Life!

I'll fucking marry your ass!

My advice is to ride it out, make the occasional smart alec quip and by next O'Neal newswire we'll be back to where we started from, ready for another wacky adventure.

I've heard tl;dr and lol in real life. Unfortunately I actually liked the kid so I only verbally bitch slapped him. Good times.

Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings' end.

Congraduhorrible.

And one of the players has a partner who doesn't get their quiet thoughtful nature, and the other starts losing points by playing words that drop hints about how they really feel.

Sparrow us your puns, Mrs. Alger.

And with good cause!

I just do. It's my favorite episode. Pablo Neruda, philosophical musings on the nature of the soul, commentary on mainstream religion, and flash frying a Buffalo in 40 motherfucking seconds.

They say that shaft's a bad mother-

https://m.youtube.com/watch…

She found a way

And crazy capers!

The AV Club
so that we might have the freedom to sit in front of glowing boxes and quarrel

Best = only good use

I saw them live after Sigur Ros did one of the best sets I've heard in my damn life, and Dismemberment Plan doing a top 10 (would've been 5 in a non amphitheater setting).

I knew what was coming, but I still thoroughly enjoyed the experience.