Still got presents, eh? We were gonna elope if we did anything but I like this distant/cheap idea better now

I have a college classmate who was a returning grad student (so, older). 90% of the time he posts about outrage worthy stuff it's fair and thought out, and 10% of the time I want to gently pull him aside and talk to him about (for lack of a better term) soft racism, especially when the 90% justified outrage *directly…

I had a slumlord landlord, and we refused rent after we got a notice that our power (that he paid) was due to be shut off. Oh, and a broken window he never fixed, but we could deadbolt that room/converted back porch no one wanted to live in so he was paying for warming our Michigan backyard anyway. Or not paying. …

Can I buy you a feeling? Could you lend me a jar of love?

Even though I feel extremely old for getting that, it's one of my favorite internet-y things ever.

I haven't married my BF of 6 years because many reasons (crazy family members on both sidea who would jump at the chance to hijack and take over, no kids, haven't been called to testify against each other in a court of law, etc.)

The first time solo it's adorable and understandable for either parent to freak out a bit and be proud of coming through unscathed (see Doctor Who 2nd Craig episode).

I honestly don't mind 90% of kid pics, especially since those friends tag those relatives. Or my old classmate who has freaking hilarious updates about his soon to be 1 year old and a sense of humor when we gently make fun of the kid.

What, pictures of abandoned toys and playgrounds? I'd start aggressively commenting about the lack of kid evidence, and when they comment about their reasoning respond that that's just what someone keeping their kid in the basement WOULD say. But that's me.

I haven't checked it in a few years, but one drunken night I remembered my MySpace password. Soooo many of my HS classmates posting pictures of their kids and then themselves at the club, all with sparkle gif borders and effects.

(Tips books)

We knew that. She had a picture in the card.
The SO is Abed's age and has an infant half brother as well. It's a weird somewhat unsettling dynamic.

Sit in a trust circle.
Do you-
It's a regular circle.

It was awesome but I worry Harmon is veering very close into Kevin Smith dialogue territory.

I jumped back in as well. Pleasantly surprised.

Yeah but I bet Elroy doesn't have rope.

*publishes a zine at Kinkos*

You fucking bastard, that's going to be stuck in my head all day.
Ah, midriff baring shirt with a blazer. It was a different time.

I live in the US and have to use a proxy to get newer DW content off BBC iPlayer. My struggle is real.

Spit valve.