I saw the Photoshop and may be turned off for sex for a long time now.

Yah, that's surprisingly adorable.

I've never met anyone from Wyoming, so I'm pretty sure it doesn't exist. So that's easy enough.

I'm all for Canadian annexation as soon as the water wars are imminent.

(Smack upside the head)

Don't forget shellfish.

GOD HELPS THOSE WHO HELP THEMSELVES MOTHERFUCKER.

Your ideas are intriguing, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Honestly, see if there's a mentor program in your neck of the woods. What I'm doing in my early 30s anyway, so social services isn't just "so you and your long term SO are gainfully employed with opposite schedules… That's good… You've only raised a bunny… Kids are a bit different…."

Same here. SO wisely noted we should wait a bit but dammit…

Hired goon?

Dear Jonathan
Please do a foster/adoption PSA.
My imagination has it being fucking awesome.

Soy It Goes

Ditto. Well the book anyway.

Fish Licker?

I'll take a Krusty partially gelatinous non dairy gum based beverage.

Try ordering a muffin with egg and cheese, no meat. They literally can't ring it up many places, or charge you absurd amounts. One franchise owned by a vegetarian Hindu gentleman used to have their own dollar menu with it, til corporate got word.

My high school banned backpacks (fucking Columbine overreaction), so I carried around a farmer's market shopping cart. And handed out flyers with the superintendents' email so.we could properly address our grievances.

Yet nobody ever suspects THE BUTTERFLY.

A) didn't know Cohen was insulted
B) have listened to all Futurama commentaries; yep, restrained if anything.