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What the fuck? They cut Krusty's promise in syndication?

I just remembered GeoCities!

Holy crap, stopped reading at what was apparently only 1/4th the way in.

(Patiently awaits idiotking)

I don't illegally watch BBC. But when I do and I'm in the mood for mellifluous easy to ignore whilst doing chores Antiques Roadshow, they say you can play along at home on your remote and try your hand at assessing the appraisal value.

I had a lovely young coworker who actually said, out loud, "tl dr" to me. Shortly before or after looking to me to confirm that 80s music did, in fact, rock. (I was in kindergarten when the 80s ended).

Repeat after me:

We do pierogi, cause meatless Christmas Eve. And fish, which the pope says ain't meat. But sometimes you just want a cabbage roll, dangit.

The Aeropress fits on the shelf with my glasses and mugs, so I'm cool not considering it a 'gadget' per se. Just a fancier coffee mug.

… I could kill for some good golabki right now.

……… that website lets me choose between Winamp, Real Player, and Windows Media to play the radio. Has it seriously just been on a loop for the past few decades? Because, and I say this as a Polish-German American… you probably couldn't tell.

Um… it didn't, really. I got dragged to Polish dance classes (and the SO's sister got dragged to Irish dance class - he got out after a year) in the 1990s (2000s). But the difference is we were alive to know our grandparents who all came over from the old country, our parents still kind of speak the language, etc.

Don't forget Irish, kind of. Accordion, anyway. The SO's Irish grandpa has a surprisingly heavy schedule between Irish and Polish gigs.

Carmen Sandiago must be one too, no?

, don't call me.

He's ann bad egg.

That was cool, thx

… with freeway on-ramps for arms, and a heart as black as coal!

You know that was on purpose, right?