Someone at my gym requested Fox (one of like 10 TVs is always set to it, albeit silent til you plug in headphones) be turned off, or MSNBC offered as an alternative. Fox, naturally, covered this as a free speech issue. I hate people.

Goddammit, Michigan.

I'm tripping like Jesus in the desert when he fasted!

It was a war we couldn't win.

You mean your diary?

I was a counselor for a summer, and I heartily concur.

::presumably pees::

…sounds about right.

I don't know what Zubaz is, and I don't care to find out.

Fuck, they've been saying that about Dearborn, MI for years.

That's the company motto, "money before people" engraved in the lobby floor. It looks more heroic in Latin….

Wait, why *doesn't* Netflix get all on this shit?

"Or this old woman and this baby, fighting to the death"

I'm now on the diversity committee at work. Which is all white people, and one black guy. We're scheduling the meetings around his schedule, obviously.

She's Linda. Of Linda Bagel.

She was one of the very few child actors my SO and I both enjoyed watching.

I'm a straight lady, but "it's these dqmn BREASTS of mine!" in the distract security guy reboot system ep was pretty fucking hot.

Or, the OC.

Gosh I hope you work here:

What pisses me the fuck off are kids who can't be vaccinated for legitimate reasons now at risk. They did nothing wrong, their parents didn't, but they could still die because of selfish unscientific assholes.