Through science, or magic.

What I garnered after scrolling for 10 years:

Jesus Christ, fuck you Rogers.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but until Walberg advocates for other people with marks on their record far less disturbing than racially motivated attacks he can kindly fuck off.

My favorite of all time is still the fish one. Though John ultimately siding with the Chinese regime last week made up for a bit if meandering story.

My Dad averages about $5 for each Michigan football game he attends. The face value is now… FUCKING $230, ARE YOU KIDDING?

Fuck* it, Last Week Tonight was #1 for me. The man broke the FCC public comment page, had multiple 10+ minute segments that brought to the forefront some damn important issues, and hit Jimmy Fallon with a fish. He just hit the ground running and didn't stop.

Yes. Brian Williams is too self-aware. Although one of my favorite 30 Rock moments still is "Really? I've not heard of that term before. Do you know how to get to Connecticut?"

The thing is, I actually don't mind Rush fans. They always seem to be quieter unassuming types, and they rarely push their obsession onto me (i.e. I don't know they're Rush fans until I ask what they're doing for the weekend and well, I asked…).

I still think "don't you like my cane" is one of Hartman's best line reads in a career fucking full of them.

This one I likes, I keep.
This one displeases me.

Effin a

Our aim is to develop the bottle within

I hate watched Sex and the City with several guy friends, 2 of whom were not gay. And a few girls as well. But every now and then we were secretly entertained… ThenCarrie did some more dumb shit and fuck yeah, back to hate!

No.

Great Photoshop, O'Neal!

Holy crap, this is every episode of this show I've ever seen. All of which were at my doctor's office, which is worse, because I can't yell at the TV "YOU WANT TO TEAR OUT A LOAD BEARING WALL AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT FUCKING PAINT IS?"

Can we have a law that in the future, films have to be made by filmmakers?

Name me one other woman.

And gave us Gerald Ford Is Dead, which is a top 10 of all time sketch for me.