It's like someone looked at all the wrong lessons from Zodiac Motherfucker and then made one account smashing them all together.

Well, Reddit's the one that protected for years the guy who made his name on the site by promoting the upskirt photography of unsuspecting women, and 4chan's the one that posts porn on YouTube whenever they do something they don't like.

"But Rome’s not actually that bad. It’s not great, either"

You realize Phoenix got nominated for that, right? His Commodus was excellent — and those "dull" scenes were vastly more efficient than even I realized on first watching.

"The Secret Fate of All Life" doesn't hold a candle to "Who Goes There," so they already fucked up in round one with their choices.

Gladiator? "Markedly" inferior to Shakespeare in Love?

In fairness, it is a series about a man being released from death row after twenty some odd years when the conviction for the murder and rape of his girlfriend was overturned.

Some voters might keep holding out hope that the show they want to get a heritage award will do so.

Fuck that noise, brah.

I get that it's the point. I get that there were reasons for why things happened the way they did in Matrix: Reloaded and Revolutions.

That's called an internship.

Well, that's what happens when a country invests in its infrastructure.

…he's played the role SEVEN FUCKING TIMES OVER FOURTEEN YEARS.

I'm gonna be honest. I clicked the link at "Mouth Sounds" thinking this was a Mike Patton thing.

"It's just disturbing that every article about late night tv has to throw in some line about how we need women or non-whites hosting a show. Let it go."

Is it funny? Is it incisive?

Feel free to message me if you would like to hire a copyeditor.

You lost me at "Vice."

You're adorable. Can you come to every thread?

I believe, if memory serves me right, that was for a stageplay, because when she disrobed people — and by people, I mean fucking assholes — threw up cameras and basically the clicking/flashing of cameras ruined the play.