Get Your
Ass To Mahs.

Met Olivia Munn through a mutual friend. She's pandering in the book. It's all she ever does. She has no idea who the "real her" is.

@Megs

@Bang a Gong

Sheltie -

I don't like your tone regarding White Collar, Arsenio.

Katamari Damacy of chick-lit
Sean O'Neal, your words are so fresh, I want to take them back behind the middle school and get them pregnant.

Yankee Deer, I am going to get you your own Franklin dummy.

A modern day annoying little shit.

@Sam Gribley

Whatever
The best one was Jackie Jorp-Jomp.

I'm Sorry
I didn't realize I could be liable for some shit other people did.

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over that whooshing sound going directly over your head.

"It's the rapist who fled the consequences of his indefensible actions."

"they also acknowledged that "the wishes of the victim, Samantha Geimer"—who long ago called for dismissal of the charges against Polanski—had factored into their decision."

And The Streak Keeps On Going
Another actor interview, another shitty movie.

I'd agree with you there, but then he let Cameron Diaz sneak onto that set, and I was like, "whaaaaat?"

It's less the dislike of a band I enjoy and more the dismissal of "they suck."

Well done - instead of, y'know, saying something along the lines of "sorry, I just don't care for that kind of music, but maybe you hear something in there that I don't," you just go full bore with the douche surge and redeclare their lack of talent. Bravo, dick.

Fuck off.