And yet, Purga-Potty, so does Danny Trejo "make his living wearing makeup and playing make believe."

Okay
Shania Twain's on the list, but still haven't done anything with Brad Paisley? He had SNOOP come in to record a single line on his "Play" album. Come on!

That and Human Target. The latter isn't nearly as deep, but it's a consistently fun show. I'm never not entertained.

Jeez. They just waited to see how Rob Lowe's first appearance would change the ratings, and - lo and behold - it didn't magically put them at the top of their timeslot. So Parks and Rec got bumped.

God
I love you Sean O'Neal. Do you like me? y/n

Yeah, I mean, Ellis' work doesn't always hit. But when he misses, it's because he was overambitious, and that's something that I can respect.

Heavenly headline handiwork hails hilarity!

@Cheese: high five.

And thus, with a third, I die.

Nikki Finke
Is always the first to declare the beginning of the industry's apocalypse.

Yeah. The entire "rabbit vs. duck" argument was hilarious, because they were drunk and arguing about stupid shit, but the focus wasn't on their drunkeness; it was just fuel for why they were so passionate about something so dumb.

I'm hoping
that the latest two episodes suggest Ian McShane is gonna show up. God, would that be rad.

Some shows I watch on my laptop/desktop, sure. But there are some shows - Lost, Breaking Bad, anything HBO's doing - where the screen size doesn't quite do it justice.

Ugh.
Even Josh Schwartz went out and said directly that this shit wasn't going to work - just Nielsen ratings. And not DVR, live viewing only.

You'll need to sit down, what with all the CancerAIDS riddling your body.

I don't think Carell's looking for that Seinfeld money. I think he's genuinely done. It's not like he's walking away from his only source of income, or his only claim to fame.

I'll stick to complaining about people's retarded choices for supposedly clever names for "Hollywood."

Oh, Joni Mitchell is still alive?

Except for snipers in the guard towers. Corcoran's tower guards rarely even raise their weapons, because when they do, it's shoot-to-kill.

Agreed. I think Donna slipped on both those points. Marie wasn't using woman's intuition - she was using her lifelong knowledge of her sister and the way her sister doles out information to come to that conclusion.