How have I never realized Vasquez was "Endless Mike" before? I feel like such an idiot.

Wait, so if the evil professor's belief is that "God is dead," doesn't it thereby imply that God was once alive? Someone who says "God is dead" isn't really an atheist.

Between Waxahatchee, Wye Oak, the Mountain Goats, Tom Waits, and Sharon van Etten, the Walking Dead turned into Pitchfork so slowly I hardly noticed.

I demand more of Babylegs Detective!

I believe Martin Short plays Uncle Jack in a very very confusing crossover with Arrested Development.

Not to be that guy, but the toilet seat was clearly down. Also, the guy had taken his shoes off for some reason. That man was mysterious.

It's been a year since the zombie outbreak started; you would have thought at some point he'd have fired a gun before. Unless Abraham always took the safety off for him each time…

Not to be "that guy," but the show's really bad at being consistent with what zombies can/can't do. For example, in season 1, Rick and Glen have to cover themselves in guts to sneak past zombies, but in the last episode, Michonne just wanders through the crowd unharmed? Zombies fall over and can't get up sometimes,…

Community's success pleasantly baffles me. I remember when it seemed unlikely for the show to have four seasons ("Let them graduate.") Now, with a possible sixth season (and seventh, because who the fuck knows with NBC?), Community has a good chance of lapping 30 Rock.*

Wow, spanning two decades!

I honestly think that was the only episode of Real Sex that existed.

We tease them a lot here, but you should go to www.snpp.com. They have massive episode guides as well as transcripts for the vast majority of Simpsons episodes.

Unfortunately, Dawes would be the first ones down in a zombie apocalypse, because everyone wants a piece of Dawes.

In "Tommy Boy," they talk about flying from Sandusky, Ohio to Cuyahoga Falls, when it's only about an hour drive between cities.

I think what Rick was doing was measuring his hand against the bloody print. Since the print was smaller than his hand, so he assumed it was a woman. I think he just guessed that it was Carol.

It's a reference to the Magnetic Fields' album "i."

Not only is Daryl white, but he was previously a member of a white power biker gang. It's a good thing everyone in the car is over that.

"Listen: in this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

So I haven't been keeping up with Childrens Hospital a lot this season, but doesn't this season already take place in "Japan?"

I originally saw Leslie as Cersei Lannister, which, knowing Ben, would have been weird but also totally appropriate. I guess the P&R people are more wholesome than I am.