Putting down my bets…
It'll be the Christmas Story House, the Mansfield Reformatory (aka Shawshank Prision), and probably the VA hospital where Harvey Pekar worked(?) The Superman House would have been a nice stop, except there's nothing really there and it's in a really bad neighborhood.

Ellsworth!

Um,
unless there's a massive difference between the subbed and the dubbed versions of Bebop, you've made a pretty large mistake. V.T.'s a woman. Hence she's the titular "Heavy Metal Queen."

There's been several flops written about while still in theaters. Southland Tales, Speed Racer, and that Nic Cage Drive Angry movie come to mind. I don't know if there're any more.

"Megan Fox" and "Box Office Draw?"
I assume you were meaning that ironically. To my knowledge, the only financially successful films she's been in are the two Transformers movies.

Where's that Glen Beck poster when you really need him? I need to know if Captain Planet was a trick by the liberal elite to brainwash me into socialism when I was a small child.

I think Wen believes he's some personification of evil. Therefore, he's putting his own suffering as part of a larger continuum of tortured and "special" people "above" the masses, like Wen thinks the devil is.

I may actually by this issue of GQ
because masturbating on my computer screen can only lead to problems.

A "Batman Begins" approach to an origin story
This made me think of Godzilla having a lot of angst over the death of his parents and thereby giving him an inability to love his childhood sweetheart. I'd watch that version.

Fuck this
I was debating going back to one disc / unlimited streaming because I'm getting tired waiting for new movies to get on streaming. And now I'm pissed off. I guess I'll stay with Netflix, even though I guess I'll never have the chance to see certain movies until two years after they come out.

Why should I trust you?
You're Hitler!

It also expires off the Instant Queue in July. So watch it now.

Which member of NSync is the Family Feud announcer? Is the fat one?

Conan probably would have continued to write for The Simpsons, so he'd still bring a lot of funny into the TV world.

I can't remember any instance of an "alien" appearing in Cowboy Bebop. Almost everything in the CB universe is Earth-based, so I'd assume the sea rat was some transplant from Earth that took to the natural environment.

I thought I was the only person who noticed that. Mama and Futurama's Mom not only have similar characteristics, similar creepy sycophantic sons, but are also similarly designed. I'd be surprised if the creators of Futurama weren't inspired by Cowboy Bebop in this instance.

You can add one other type of episode Futurama doesn't do well
And that would be the "look, we're being topical" episodes they started doing since they came back on CC. The eyePod episode and the Da Vinci Code parody were all pretty weak. The evolution one and the robosexual marriage episodes were good, but still felt…

Does Comedy Central renew *any* shows?
For as many new shows CC orders, it seems like almost every one of them winds up cancelled within the first year. Aside from South Park and Tosh.0, are there any mulit-season shows still on the network?

You forgot one.
K) The leading candidate for mayor walks through a crowd of enthusiastic screaming supporters, but none of them turn their heads to see him being arrested ten feet behind them.

Um, did you actually read the article? Because the CA reviewer just typed "wasted potential" for 500 words.