I have to say, Noah is really starting to grow into the job. It helps that he's getting such good material on a daily basis…..

Really not a bad gateway into the VU world.  Slightly poppier, but a good introduction.

nmap -v -sS -O 10.2.2.2

Batman out of time

I don't want to go to Gotham

Supergirl is a wanton hussy.

Oliver Queen's Army

I'd like to plumb the "depths of HER dickholery on the Internet" if you catch my meaning.

I'd like to play with HERcucci if you get my drift.

With the voice of Carlos Mencia!

It's true; he's some kind of rodent I don't know which.

Fuck this shit. Worst. Show. Ever.

Goddamnit. Now I have nothing to live for.

Firsties?

Lockharts? I'd rather watch a live action version of hilarious dysfunctional couple The Lockhorns. Oh Leroy, you just hate your wife so much!

But, how does Katy Perry feel about this?

I had my first sexual experience with a girl at camp.

CHAH-LEE!  WHEAS MAI BAI-BEE?  CHAH-LEE!  MAI BAI-BEE!  WHEA IS IT?  MAI BAI-BEE!

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Mine smell like honey.