I need to know for this last hurdle to 5k!

what am I even talking about anymore

totally a Naevia

severely underaged and its a boy

I'd be the Crixus to that baby's Naevia

"FOR YOU!"

hang it over my friend's stomach with the baby

at the baby shower

and then I'd pretend I ran for the fucking thing

maybe I can ask my friend for the medal

marathon first, then baby shower

I forget to mention that the marathon is the same day as the baby shower

that's probably the only useful skill I have

but I guess I'll be the designated driver

I'd probably be crawling after the first mile

no, not running with him

oh, and I also promised to go with a friend to a marathon

yeah my math is either horrible or awesome there

95 bottles of beer on the wall!

you take one down, pass it around